Smoking? You Must Be Joking...

I first got my hands on a copy of Since I Quit Smoking I Don't Know What to do With My Hands a couple years ago, when a boy I was dating gave (or was in lent?) me his copy. At any rate, that relationship expired long ago, but my copy of this hilarious book remains safe and sound on my bookshelf. I've never been a smoker, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty of this book. Below are a couple excerpts from the book, which was written by Sandy Brier and Bernard Wiseman, and was published in 1964. Enjoy!